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McGwire Cheated
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01-11-2010, 04:33 PM
Mark McGwire in a statement admits to using steroids for nearly a decade.
LaRussa making excuses for him currently on ESPN's Baseball Tonight.
01-11-2010, 04:34 PM
meh.
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- Butcher
01-11-2010, 04:37 PM
Comment of the day, when asked if LaRussa knew that his players were using steroids or HGH, Tony responds,
"I didn't know anything." Great job, Tony! How about drinking a few and taking a drive around Florida? 
01-11-2010, 04:40 PM
<!--quoteo(post=75423:date=Jan 11 2010, 02:33 PM:name=1060Ivy)-->QUOTE (1060Ivy @ Jan 11 2010, 02:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Mark McGwire in a statement admits to using steroids for nearly a decade.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
HOLY SHIT! DO YOU GUYS REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?! Hey Mark? Shut the fuck up. You're only coming clean now because you're coming back into the semi-spotlight. Everyone knows you were on 'roids. Fessing up now doesn't make you look any better. 
01-11-2010, 04:43 PM
Cards fans' heads are essploding across the nation, even those of the deceased in their graves.
Seriously, this is the "no shit" moment of the century.
01-11-2010, 04:47 PM
Hey guys, that's in the past. Card fans aren't here to talk about the past. Unless we are discussing how many seasons it's been since the Cubs won the World Series. Then they are all about the past.
I wish that I believed in Fate. I wish I didn't sleep so late. I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders.
01-11-2010, 04:57 PM
<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->More McGwire: "I was not in a position to [admit] in my Congressional testimony, but now I feel an obligation to discuss this."<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Nice. Don't bother feeling obligated to discuss it when you've taken a sworn oath to tell the truth. Bring on the perjury charges.
01-11-2010, 05:05 PM
I would say that was the ultimate time to spill your guts! Fucking pussy!
I picture a pissed-off Amazon bitch; uncontrollable, disobedient, boldly resisting any kind of emotional shackles...angrily begging for more ejaculate. -KB
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01-11-2010, 05:08 PM
Now he's here to talk about the past?
01-11-2010, 05:20 PM
In other news...Man lands on moon!
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01-11-2010, 06:19 PM
Extra! Extra! Pope Catholic! Bear Shits In Woods! McGwire Uses Steroids!
01-11-2010, 06:20 PM
How could he admit it then? He didn't have any balls left to be a man and come clean.
I hate my pretentious sounding username too.
01-11-2010, 06:55 PM
<!--quoteo(post=75433:date=Jan 11 2010, 02:40 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Jan 11 2010, 02:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=75423:date=Jan 11 2010, 02:33 PM:name=1060Ivy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (1060Ivy @ Jan 11 2010, 02:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Mark McGwire in a statement admits to using steroids for nearly a decade.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
HOLY SHIT! DO YOU GUYS REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?! Hey Mark? Shut the fuck up. You're only coming clean now because you're coming back into the semi-spotlight. Everyone knows you were on 'roids. Fessing up now doesn't make you look any better. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> I think he's trying to get into the HOF. He saw the vote, and might figure that he can only get in with an admission. The other day, Gammons said that he didn't think any admitted/uncovered users would get in...we'll see. |
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