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The World Series of Suck 9/3/09
#16
The baby was actually due next month, but due to his ginormous wang they had to induce labor. D-Lee was disappointed when he saw his son only had a 9-inch cock.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin 



"That was some of the saddest stuff I've ever read. Fuck cancer and AIDS, ignorance is the scourge of the land." - tom v

 
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#17
So this Torres fuck is gonna shut us out. Nice. . . .
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#18
Other than sucking, is there anything wrong with Soto that Hill seems to be playing, like, every day now?
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#19
<!--quoteo(post=61535:date=Sep 3 2009, 01:48 PM:name=rok)-->QUOTE (rok @ Sep 3 2009, 01:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->So this Torres fuck is gonna shut us out. Nice. . . .<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Why would expect anything different?
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#20
<!--quoteo(post=61537:date=Sep 3 2009, 01:54 PM:name=Brock)-->QUOTE (Brock @ Sep 3 2009, 01:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Other than sucking, is there anything wrong with Soto that Hill seems to be playing, like, every day now?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Lou benched Soto. Yeah, stupid, I know.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin 



"That was some of the saddest stuff I've ever read. Fuck cancer and AIDS, ignorance is the scourge of the land." - tom v

 
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#21
<!--quoteo(post=61538:date=Sep 3 2009, 01:55 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Sep 3 2009, 01:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=61535:date=Sep 3 2009, 01:48 PM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Sep 3 2009, 01:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->So this Torres fuck is gonna shut us out. Nice. . . .<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Why would expect anything different?
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I guess we're just lucky that we are an NL team. As sucky as the Sox have been lately, we're probably just as bad if not worse.
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#22
<!--quoteo(post=61537:date=Sep 3 2009, 01:54 PM:name=Brock)-->QUOTE (Brock @ Sep 3 2009, 01:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Other than sucking, is there anything wrong with Soto that Hill seems to be playing, like, every day now?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hill one-ups Soto on left-handedness.
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#23
I hope there's a brawl today.
The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
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#24
John Smoltz in a Cardinals uniform = Cy Young
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#25
<!--quoteo(post=61544:date=Sep 3 2009, 02:13 PM:name=Giff)-->QUOTE (Giff @ Sep 3 2009, 02:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I hope there's a brawl today.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Yep. It'd be something enjoyable, at least.

There haven't been too many proper brawls this year. I think the only one was Porcello-Youk?
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin 



"That was some of the saddest stuff I've ever read. Fuck cancer and AIDS, ignorance is the scourge of the land." - tom v

 
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#26
Soriano Ks with RISP? I'm shocked.
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#27
<!--quoteo(post=61547:date=Sep 3 2009, 02:18 PM:name=rok)-->QUOTE (rok @ Sep 3 2009, 02:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Soriano Ks with RISP? I'm shocked.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Right? What's he hitting when down two strikes? Sure feels like an automatic out...
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#28
<!--quoteo(post=61549:date=Sep 3 2009, 02:20 PM:name=funkster)-->QUOTE (funkster @ Sep 3 2009, 02:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=61547:date=Sep 3 2009, 02:18 PM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Sep 3 2009, 02:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Soriano Ks with RISP? I'm shocked.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Right? What's he hitting when down two strikes? Sure feels like an automatic out...
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.200/.217/.356/.573
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#29
Theriot doesn't trust Soriano to catch that foul ball? I'm shocked.
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#30
This team gets worse with every game. How is this possibly?
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