Z's reaction to Slezak

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->Zambrano pitched five scoreless innings against the Clinton Lumberjacks, allowing four hits, striking out five and walking none. After throwing 76 pitches (54 strikes), he said his back was fine, then flexed his muscle to show he's not as lazy as people think.

He was particularly upset by a Carol Slezak column in the Sun-Times this week that included this message: ''If I were running the Cubs, I'd be looking for a way to make this lazy pitcher somebody else's problem.''

Zambrano's response: <b>''That lady that says I was lazy, I want to see her on Tuesday. I want to be with no shirt so that she can see my body, and she can see what type of body I have. If I'm lazy, lazy people don't have this body, so I'm going to show her my guns so that she can call me lazy again.</b>

''I'm sorry, people get hurt. We are human, and we get hurt. ... We are not machines.''<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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[jeffy]

Classic Z [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]

I heard he was putting on a home run derby show in BP before the game too.

[jstraw]

I hope that like me, everyone went back and read Z's quote a second time so you could hear it with his accent playing in your head. It's just not the same without it.

I love the guy...he makes me nuts sometimes...but I love him.

[jstraw]

"I goan to show hair my guhs."

[veryzer]

carol slezak is the worst sports writer in the history of newspapers.

[rok]

There is a clip of him on CSN when he first made those comments. It was so funny, that I actually forgot how much I hate this team right now. Slezak is the lazy one, regurgitating Phil Rogers articles from 2 months ago.