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#61
<!--quoteo(post=49876:date=Jul 14 2009, 05:15 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 14 2009, 05:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=49875:date=Jul 14 2009, 05:13 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 14 2009, 05:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=49873:date=Jul 14 2009, 05:10 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 14 2009, 05:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->For fuck's sake, this is beginning to feel like the fucking Nick Swisher discussion all over again.

I look for reasons to dislike my rivals.

You seem to look for reasons to like them.

If you really want to pursue this, I'm sure I can find other documented events that put Pujols in the Dickhead column. But I'm not sure I have the interest. I think he's a complete douche. End of story. If you think otherwise and would like to keep sucking his cock, feel free. I won't stop you.

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I'm not sucking his dick, I'm just being rational. He's said 3 things to make you think he's a dickhead, correct? That, and that alone, is the reason you think he's a dickhead. Is everything I said correct?
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No. Those were just the three things I could find and quote without any effort.
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Ok, I'll just leave it be then.
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#62
To me, the douchebaggery scale is entirely perception.
I percieve Poo-Holes as a Giant "El Douchebag".
Perception=Reality (for me)

For me, if players are on another team other than the Cubs, I hate them.
You may love them, I don't.

We all have our opinions and perceptions.
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#63
I was there, it was pretty cool. Carlos Pena was extremely annoying to watch.
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#64
Judging from this interview he is a cocky fucking asshole [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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#65
<!--quoteo(post=49914:date=Jul 14 2009, 10:27 PM:name=PcB)-->QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 14 2009, 10:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Judging from this interview he is a cocky fucking asshole [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


Exactly. But we've beaten this horse to death. Until he hits a homer against the Cubs and struts around the bases with his right arm extended, giving the high sign in Wrigley, I will have a hard time working up enmity toward him.
I'm 100% fine with this. I'm just glad there's an actual plan in place that isn't, "Let's load up on retreads and hope we get lucky." I'm a little tired of that plan.



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#66
<!--quoteo(post=49847:date=Jul 14 2009, 04:09 PM:name=PcB)-->QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 14 2009, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If he was on the Cubs everybody saying that shit about him would be sucking his dick. The only reason you don't like him is because he's a Cardinal.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


if he was on the cubs we'd love him? no shit sherlock. that's easily the dumbest thing people say when they defend him. it's so fucking obvious and cliche.

if he was on the cubs, he'd still be an incredible assfuck, but we wouldn't give a shit because he'd be on our team. would that make him the choir boy that you seem to think he is? no it wouldn't. we just wouldn't give a shit.

what i find perplexing is that every time someone rips pujols or someone on the white sox. pcb is the first one there to jump to their defense. he has no problem telling cubs pitchers they suck when they're trying to take a leak, but god forbid we say anything bad about pujols, the most juiced up ass freak in baseball, or nick swisher, the most assed up juice freak in baseball. god forbid we rip players on teams that we hate. jesus christ it's tedious. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF WE HATE ALBERT BUTTPLUG PUJOLS???? he's on the goddamned cardinals. if he was the greatest human being to ever walk this planet since the son of god, we can hate that fucker as much we want because he's a fucking cardinal. isn't that enough? ISN'T THAT EFUCKINGNOUGH? the fact that he's a complete and utter fucking tool just makes it easier to hate him.

oooooh....he plays with his kids. bully for him. ooooh...he respects stan musial. that's nifty as shit! it's my guess that he also loves stan's kids and any other kid he can get his hands on.
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#67
nick
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#68
<!--quoteo(post=49880:date=Jul 14 2009, 05:50 PM:name=MW4)-->QUOTE (MW4 @ Jul 14 2009, 05:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->To me, the douchebaggery scale is entirely perception.
I percieve Poo-Holes as a Giant "El Douchebag".
Perception=Reality (for me)

For me, if players are on another team other than the Cubs, I hate them.
You may love them, I don't.

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there you fucking go. mw hit it right on the fucking head. it's our prerogative to hate pujols or any other fuckstick that doesn't play for the cubs without some ass clown defending him ON OUR FUCKING BOARD.

if pujols' juiced up heart exploded in his chest tomorrow and he died painfully twicthing on the infield grass, i'd be pissed because his death would be holding up the game. that would be my only emotion. scrape his dead spasming ass up off the grass, throw him in a dumpster, bury him at burr ridge cemetary and rejoice because the world would be a better place without him. how's them apples?
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#69
<!--quoteo(post=49935:date=Jul 15 2009, 09:15 AM:name=Coldneck)-->QUOTE (Coldneck @ Jul 15 2009, 09:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->nick<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


but am i wrong?
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#70
<!--quoteo(post=49939:date=Jul 15 2009, 10:18 AM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 15 2009, 10:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=49935:date=Jul 15 2009, 09:15 AM:name=Coldneck)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Coldneck @ Jul 15 2009, 09:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->nick<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


but am i wrong?
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my opinion really doesn't matter and won't effect yours anyway. what's the point?
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#71
<!--quoteo(post=49932:date=Jul 15 2009, 09:11 AM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 15 2009, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=49847:date=Jul 14 2009, 04:09 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 14 2009, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If he was on the Cubs everybody saying that shit about him would be sucking his dick. The only reason you don't like him is because he's a Cardinal.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


if he was on the cubs we'd love him? no shit sherlock. that's easily the dumbest thing people say when they defend him. it's so fucking obvious and cliche.

if he was on the cubs, he'd still be an incredible assfuck, but we wouldn't give a shit because he'd be on our team. would that make him the choir boy that you seem to think he is? no it wouldn't. we just wouldn't give a shit.

what i find perplexing is that every time someone rips pujols or someone on the white sox. pcb is the first one there to jump to their defense. he has no problem telling cubs pitchers they suck when they're trying to take a leak, but god forbid we say anything bad about pujols, the most juiced up ass freak in baseball, or nick swisher, the most assed up juice freak in baseball. god forbid we rip players on teams that we hate. jesus christ it's tedious. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF WE HATE ALBERT BUTTPLUG PUJOLS???? he's on the goddamned cardinals. if he was the greatest human being to ever walk this planet since the son of god, we can hate that fucker as much we want because he's a fucking cardinal. isn't that enough? ISN'T THAT EFUCKINGNOUGH? the fact that he's a complete and utter fucking tool just makes it easier to hate him.

oooooh....he plays with his kids. bully for him. ooooh...he respects stan musial. that's nifty as shit! it's my guess that he also loves stan's kids and any other kid he can get his hands on.
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#72
<!--quoteo(post=49932:date=Jul 15 2009, 09:11 AM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 15 2009, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=49847:date=Jul 14 2009, 04:09 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 14 2009, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If he was on the Cubs everybody saying that shit about him would be sucking his dick. The only reason you don't like him is because he's a Cardinal.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


if he was on the cubs we'd love him? no shit sherlock. that's easily the dumbest thing people say when they defend him. it's so fucking obvious and cliche.

if he was on the cubs, he'd still be an incredible assfuck, but we wouldn't give a shit because he'd be on our team. would that make him the choir boy that you seem to think he is? no it wouldn't. we just wouldn't give a shit.

what i find perplexing is that every time someone rips pujols or someone on the white sox. pcb is the first one there to jump to their defense. he has no problem telling cubs pitchers they suck when they're trying to take a leak, but god forbid we say anything bad about pujols, the most juiced up ass freak in baseball, or nick swisher, the most assed up juice freak in baseball. god forbid we rip players on teams that we hate. jesus christ it's tedious. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF WE HATE ALBERT BUTTPLUG PUJOLS???? he's on the goddamned cardinals. if he was the greatest human being to ever walk this planet since the son of god, we can hate that fucker as much we want because he's a fucking cardinal. isn't that enough? ISN'T THAT EFUCKINGNOUGH? the fact that he's a complete and utter fucking tool just makes it easier to hate him.

oooooh....he plays with his kids. bully for him. ooooh...he respects stan musial. that's nifty as shit! it's my guess that he also loves stan's kids and any other kid he can get his hands on.
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"I'm not sure I know what ball cheese or crotch rot is, exactly -- or if there is a difference between the two. Don't post photos, please..."

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#73
<!--quoteo(post=49979:date=Jul 15 2009, 11:57 AM:name=PcB)-->QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 15 2009, 11:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=49932:date=Jul 15 2009, 09:11 AM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 15 2009, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=49847:date=Jul 14 2009, 04:09 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 14 2009, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If he was on the Cubs everybody saying that shit about him would be sucking his dick. The only reason you don't like him is because he's a Cardinal.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


if he was on the cubs we'd love him? no shit sherlock. that's easily the dumbest thing people say when they defend him. it's so fucking obvious and cliche.

if he was on the cubs, he'd still be an incredible assfuck, but we wouldn't give a shit because he'd be on our team. would that make him the choir boy that you seem to think he is? no it wouldn't. we just wouldn't give a shit.

what i find perplexing is that every time someone rips pujols or someone on the white sox. pcb is the first one there to jump to their defense. he has no problem telling cubs pitchers they suck when they're trying to take a leak, but god forbid we say anything bad about pujols, the most juiced up ass freak in baseball, or nick swisher, the most assed up juice freak in baseball. god forbid we rip players on teams that we hate. jesus christ it's tedious. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF WE HATE ALBERT BUTTPLUG PUJOLS???? he's on the goddamned cardinals. if he was the greatest human being to ever walk this planet since the son of god, we can hate that fucker as much we want because he's a fucking cardinal. isn't that enough? ISN'T THAT EFUCKINGNOUGH? the fact that he's a complete and utter fucking tool just makes it easier to hate him.

oooooh....he plays with his kids. bully for him. ooooh...he respects stan musial. that's nifty as shit! it's my guess that he also loves stan's kids and any other kid he can get his hands on.
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typical. maybe if you spent more time defending your players and not the rivals players, you wouldn't be so tired.
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#74
yea! since theres nothing to defend. hate all them too.
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#75
<!--quoteo(post=49993:date=Jul 15 2009, 01:02 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 15 2009, 01:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=49979:date=Jul 15 2009, 11:57 AM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 15 2009, 11:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=49932:date=Jul 15 2009, 09:11 AM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 15 2009, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=49847:date=Jul 14 2009, 04:09 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 14 2009, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If he was on the Cubs everybody saying that shit about him would be sucking his dick. The only reason you don't like him is because he's a Cardinal.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


if he was on the cubs we'd love him? no shit sherlock. that's easily the dumbest thing people say when they defend him. it's so fucking obvious and cliche.

if he was on the cubs, he'd still be an incredible assfuck, but we wouldn't give a shit because he'd be on our team. would that make him the choir boy that you seem to think he is? no it wouldn't. we just wouldn't give a shit.

what i find perplexing is that every time someone rips pujols or someone on the white sox. pcb is the first one there to jump to their defense. he has no problem telling cubs pitchers they suck when they're trying to take a leak, but god forbid we say anything bad about pujols, the most juiced up ass freak in baseball, or nick swisher, the most assed up juice freak in baseball. god forbid we rip players on teams that we hate. jesus christ it's tedious. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF WE HATE ALBERT BUTTPLUG PUJOLS???? he's on the goddamned cardinals. if he was the greatest human being to ever walk this planet since the son of god, we can hate that fucker as much we want because he's a fucking cardinal. isn't that enough? ISN'T THAT EFUCKINGNOUGH? the fact that he's a complete and utter fucking tool just makes it easier to hate him.

oooooh....he plays with his kids. bully for him. ooooh...he respects stan musial. that's nifty as shit! it's my guess that he also loves stan's kids and any other kid he can get his hands on.
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typical. maybe if you spent more time defending your players and not the rivals players, you wouldn't be so tired.
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That's stupid. What I going to defend Cubs players from? All the slings and arrows being tossed around here? I was simply saying that some people here sometimes have irrational hatreds for players, then you had to put your 2 cents in with a long winded post that was supposed to be funny but wasn't. Hence, the yawn.
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