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I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan.....
#61
Slap him in front of his parents.
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#62
tom, I hope that you did not include your phone number to "Stay in Touch" when you signed his yearbook.
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#63
"Accidentally" spill your mop water on him.
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#64
Take his mother out to a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again.
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#65
<!--quoteo(post=41392:date=Jun 1 2009, 08:40 AM:name=Jody)-->QUOTE (Jody @ Jun 1 2009, 08:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Take his mother out to a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#66
so i hunted the little bastard down to stick it in his face that the cubs are now in 2nd place. what does he do? he starts chanting "milwaukee, milwaukee." fuck this kid. he's been exposed. not only am i not scared of him anymore, but i'm gonna wait for him afterschool and give him the business.
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#67
So the kid is not even a cards fan? genius.
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#68
<!--quoteo(post=43468:date=Jun 10 2009, 11:12 AM:name=leonardsipes)-->QUOTE (leonardsipes @ Jun 10 2009, 11:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->So the kid is not even a cards fan? genius.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


nah, he's a cards fan. he admitted that he's only chanting milwaukee because he doesn't have anything else to say. i made that 12 year old boy my bitch.
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#69
Find his house and everyday this summer ride by on your bike and give him an evil stare...Bring a big dog too holding a dead cardinal in its mouth
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#70
eh, he's gone for good. he goes to middle school next year, so i may never see him again. he's a stupid dummy head anyway.
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#71
I guess that will be the end of this thread, so I can throw in a related story.

I was cleaning a guys car. He was single, no kids, but drove a minivan. The entire floor was had a 6 inch layer of junk food wrappers, candy boxes and diet soda cans. As I was throwing it away, I came across a 2 page hand written letter. It was to the school principal asking for a transfer. He was the custodian and the kids were picking on him.
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#72
<!--quoteo(post=43779:date=Jun 12 2009, 06:56 AM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Jun 12 2009, 06:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->eh, he's gone for good. he goes to middle school next year, so i may never see him again. he's a stupid dummy head anyway.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Atta Boy.. Maybe the older Cubs fans can rough him up for you
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#73
<!--quoteo(post=43801:date=Jun 12 2009, 12:02 PM:name=leonardsipes)-->QUOTE (leonardsipes @ Jun 12 2009, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I guess that will be the end of this thread, so I can throw in a related story.

I was cleaning a guys car. He was single, no kids, but drove a minivan. The entire floor was had a 6 inch layer of junk food wrappers, candy boxes and diet soda cans. As I was throwing it away, I came across a 2 page hand written letter. It was to the school principal asking for a transfer. He was the custodian and the kids were picking on him.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


holy shit. custodians are generally very popular and well respected amongst kid. we're kind of like rappers or pimps. weird he would be having such a rough time.
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#74
<!--quoteo(post=43845:date=Jun 12 2009, 03:43 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Jun 12 2009, 03:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=43801:date=Jun 12 2009, 12:02 PM:name=leonardsipes)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (leonardsipes @ Jun 12 2009, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I guess that will be the end of this thread, so I can throw in a related story.

I was cleaning a guys car. He was single, no kids, but drove a minivan. The entire floor was had a 6 inch layer of junk food wrappers, candy boxes and diet soda cans. As I was throwing it away, I came across a 2 page hand written letter. It was to the school principal asking for a transfer. He was the custodian and the kids were picking on him.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


holy shit. custodians are generally very popular and well respected amongst kid. we're kind of like rappers or pimps. weird he would be having such a rough time.
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Our Custodian Gordy is so cool. None of the schools I've ever gone to had an "uncool" custodian
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#75
Wow.
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