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I know we won, but I still just don't feel right about this team. Sorry to piss in the punch.
I picture a pissed-off Amazon bitch; uncontrollable, disobedient, boldly resisting any kind of emotional shackles...angrily begging for more ejaculate. -KB
Showing your teeth is a sign of weakness in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. - Dwight
RIP Sarge
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<!--quoteo(post=31403:date=Apr 17 2009, 04:00 PM:name=FlyAtTheThigh)-->QUOTE (FlyAtTheThigh @ Apr 17 2009, 04:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->When Khalil Greene played at Clemson, his batting stance involved his feet being completely together.
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<!--quoteo(post=31421:date=Apr 17 2009, 02:05 PM:name=Jody)-->QUOTE (Jody @ Apr 17 2009, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I know we won, but I still just don't feel right about this team. Sorry to piss in the punch.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ditto. Soriano's 4Ks are not completely forgiven with every homer.
I hate my pretentious sounding username too.
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<!--quoteo(post=31429:date=Apr 17 2009, 04:08 PM:name=Destined)-->QUOTE (Destined @ Apr 17 2009, 04:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=31421:date=Apr 17 2009, 02:05 PM:name=Jody)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jody @ Apr 17 2009, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I know we won, but I still just don't feel right about this team. Sorry to piss in the punch.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ditto. Soriano's 4Ks are not completely forgiven with every homer.
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If it's a game winner, then all is forgiven.
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<!--quoteo(post=31430:date=Apr 17 2009, 04:11 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Apr 17 2009, 04:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=31429:date=Apr 17 2009, 04:08 PM:name=Destined)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Destined @ Apr 17 2009, 04:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=31421:date=Apr 17 2009, 02:05 PM:name=Jody)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jody @ Apr 17 2009, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I know we won, but I still just don't feel right about this team. Sorry to piss in the punch.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ditto. Soriano's 4Ks are not completely forgiven with every homer.
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If it's a game winner, then all is forgiven.
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Yep. We all know he's gonna strikeout alot, but we also know he's gonna win some games with his bat. I forgive him, actually I wasn't even mad at him, just disappointed.
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<!--quoteo(post=31430:date=Apr 17 2009, 02:11 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Apr 17 2009, 02:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=31429:date=Apr 17 2009, 04:08 PM:name=Destined)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Destined @ Apr 17 2009, 04:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=31421:date=Apr 17 2009, 02:05 PM:name=Jody)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jody @ Apr 17 2009, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I know we won, but I still just don't feel right about this team. Sorry to piss in the punch.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ditto. Soriano's 4Ks are not completely forgiven with every homer.
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If it's a game winner, then all is forgiven.
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He reminds me of a naggy/bitchy girlfriend. All the nagging and bitching is annoying, you're ready to killer her and put her a wood-chipper a la Fargo, and then she cooks you handmade tortillas and let's you dominate her all night long to Sammy Hagar albums. It makes you wanna forget about all the nagging.
I hate my pretentious sounding username too.
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<!--quoteo(post=31434:date=Apr 17 2009, 04:15 PM:name=Destined)-->QUOTE (Destined @ Apr 17 2009, 04:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->then she cooks you handmade tortillas and let's you dominate her all night long to Sammy Hagar albums.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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<!--quoteo(post=31444:date=Apr 17 2009, 05:09 PM:name=rok)-->QUOTE (rok @ Apr 17 2009, 05:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=31434:date=Apr 17 2009, 04:15 PM:name=Destined)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Destined @ Apr 17 2009, 04:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->then she cooks you handmade tortillas and let's you dominate her all night long to Sammy Hagar albums.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Destin has no idea how much I just fell in love with him.
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<!--quoteo(post=31446:date=Apr 17 2009, 03:37 PM:name=stevestonescigar)-->QUOTE (stevestonescigar @ Apr 17 2009, 03:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=31444:date=Apr 17 2009, 05:09 PM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Apr 17 2009, 05:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=31434:date=Apr 17 2009, 04:15 PM:name=Destined)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Destined @ Apr 17 2009, 04:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->then she cooks you handmade tortillas and let's you dominate her all night long to Sammy Hagar albums.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Destined has no idea how much I just fell in love with him.
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I hate my pretentious sounding username too.
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<!--quoteo(post=31258:date=Apr 17 2009, 02:58 PM:name=FlyAtTheThigh)-->QUOTE (FlyAtTheThigh @ Apr 17 2009, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Just two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it's just right
It's just two men sharing each other
It's just two men like loving brothers
One on top, and one on bottom
One inside, and one is out
One is screaming he's so happy
The other's screaming a passionate shout
It's the Night Man
The feeling so wrong it's right man
the feeling so wrong...
I can't fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down your strong hands and I'll become the Night....the passionate, passionate Night Man.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
that was some of the funniest shit i've ever read. the fact it's in the middle of a game thread is like icing on the cake.
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