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You had me until you pussed out.
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Isn't the entire idea of a baseball team's message board to TALK ABOUT THE TEAM?
Are they playing any games this month? No?
Then guess what we're gonna talk about? Yep...Hot Stove stuff.
Today, our team made a big trade.
Is there anyone on the planet who thinks we would not discuss it?
I'm not even bitching about it, per se. In a vacuum, it's a good trade...I thought that Olsen sucked and Pie was a square peg here, so shedding them and picking up the lottery ticket that is Heilman seems like a decent move.
ahhhhh..............but trades don't exist in a vacuum, do they?
There's nothing better than to realize that the good things about youth don't end with youth itself. It's a matter of realizing that life can be renewed every day you get out of bed without baggage. It's tough to get there, but it's better than the dark thoughts. -Lance
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Ban Rapp.
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Hey Rapp, when I'm wrong I admit it. So lick it.
Plus, that else have we been doing for the past 5 years? Making smores? Lick it.
If Angelo had picked McClellin, I would have been expecting to hear by training camp that kid has stage 4 cancer, is actually 5'2" 142 lbs, is a chick who played in a 7 - 0 defensive scheme who only rotated in on downs which were 3 and 34 yds + so is not expecting to play a down in the NFL until the sex change is complete and she puts on another 100 lbs. + but this is Emery's first pick so he'll get a pass with a bit of questioning. - 1060Ivy
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Fuck...ALL of you.
Fuck...ALL of YOU.
FUCK YOU ALL.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOURSELVES.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK OFF.
Go to fuck...
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I'm still trying to figure out why I read any of Rapps posts... ever.
