MLB News & Notes (other than Cubs or Sox)

[Runnys]

I think zobrist would be a great fit. The guy can play everywhere so he doesn't block anyone. He could play LF for us and if that is where Bryant ends up then you move zobrist to 3rd. Plus, his contract is very cheap. I'm not sure what Tampa would want though.

[Coldneck]

Chris Denorfia bitches! World f'n Series,

[funkster]

Stuart Scott died. Didn't even realize he was sick tbh. Sad, but his schtick always drove me nuts.

[rok]

Emilio! Nooo!


http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2015/01/wh...facio.html

[jstraw]

Not Pretty Face!

[funkster]

Not Pretty Face!

That received a literal "lol".

[Butcher]

Seems like Sox fans on that forum are all taking turns tea bagging Hahn's scrote over his offseason moves -- including this one.

[Kid]

Seems like Sox fans on that forum are all taking turns tea bagging Hahn's scrote over his offseason moves -- including this one.

 

Wait, they're tea bagging his scrote?  So like balls on balls?

[funkster]

Impressive.  Most impressive.

[Butcher]

 

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Seems like Sox fans on that forum are all taking turns tea bagging Hahn's scrote over his offseason moves -- including this one.

 

Wait, they're tea bagging his scrote?  So like balls on balls?

 

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Hahaha. That's exactly what they're doing.

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

I was wondering what everyone in that thread sees in Bonafacio that I don't until I noted that Bonafacio's most comparable comparison through age 29 is former White Sox "player" Alan Bannister. Clearly, people are hungry for a return to the glory days of Alan Bannister.

 

[Butcher]

The White Sox had a really nice offseason and I think they'll be competitive, for sure. But Bonifacio won't really be a factor. This would be like if we were all jerking off to the signing of that OFer who I can't remember the name of now.

[Kid]

The White Sox had a really nice offseason and I think they'll be competitive, for sure. But Bonifacio won't really be a factor. This would be like if we were all jerking off to the signing of that OFer who I can't remember the name of now.

 

Jeromy Burnitz?

[rok]

Sox fans always believe that if their team signs an ex Cub who ends up being decent for them, that somehow it is painful for us. I don't think most fans even remember Bonifacio's 1/2 season and 1 good month with the Cubs, and if they did, who gives a fuck?

[Butcher]

 

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The White Sox had a really nice offseason and I think they'll be competitive, for sure. But Bonifacio won't really be a factor. This would be like if we were all jerking off to the signing of that OFer who I can't remember the name of now.

 

Jeromy Burnitz?

 

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I remember his name all too well.