Joey Votto

[cigar]

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->"I don't like the Cubs," Votto said. "And I'm not going to pat anybody with a Cubs uniform on the back. But because he made that really cool play, it turned out to be a really cool experience. I'm really glad we got the win today<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->.

My name is Joey Votto and I like cock.

[jeffy]

What a prick. He should be kissing Marlon's ass.

[biggz]

Wow. And to think I respected him (begrudgingly, of course) and only hated him as a division rival.

He doesn't even deserve the honor of licking my sticky, sweaty, musty taint.

[funkster]

Wtf? What's that all about?

Votto is such a bitch...I don't think I've ever seen any player whine and cry about calls that don't go his way as much as him. I swear he throws one of his little girl fits every game I see him in. This quote only confirms my suspicions that he is a poon.

[rok]

I told you guys to never trust an Italian. I knew he was a douche from day 1.

Fuck

Him

[jstraw]

What a racist.

[willis]

Yeah saw that earlier, what a pussy. This calls for one and only one thing, fastball, ear hole. I don't give a fuck who gets the ball and who gets the suspension, because this season is over. So, find a taker, mark down the date, administer a concussion. And hopefully, start a brawl that ends similarly to the 2003 cubs-reds fight.

[Butcher]

What the fuck? What major leaguer says something like that?

[Ace]

I used to think he was a good guy. That just reeks of douche.

[rok]

Is this really any surprise, though? What sort of unevolved man-child goes by the name of Joey anyway?

Douche city.

[HTC]

He is one of my least favorite players in baseball.

[BT]

I agree with everyone on this thread. Very disappointing.

[funkster]

<!--quoteo(post=105575:date=Jul 14 2010, 09:55 PM:name=rok)-->QUOTE (rok @ Jul 14 2010, 09:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Is this really any surprise, though? What sort of unevolved man-child goes by the name of Joey anyway?

Douche city.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I know you're being somewhat facetious...but he really is a manchild. He's incredibly immature and you can see that even in the way he plays the game. Mental midget. And he's Canadian.

[Runnys]

<!--quoteo(post=105579:date=Jul 14 2010, 11:08 PM:name=BT)-->QUOTE (BT @ Jul 14 2010, 11:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I agree with everyone on this thread. Very disappointing.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Disappointing about what he said or disappointing that you agree with everyone? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]

[rok]

<!--quoteo(post=105581:date=Jul 15 2010, 12:04 AM:name=funkster)-->QUOTE (funkster @ Jul 15 2010, 12:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=105575:date=Jul 14 2010, 09:55 PM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Jul 14 2010, 09:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Is this really any surprise, though? What sort of unevolved man-child goes by the name of Joey anyway?

Douche city.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I know you're being somewhat facetious...but he really is a manchild. He's incredibly immature and you can see that even in the way he plays the game. Mental midget. And he's Canadian.
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Not being facetious at all about those particular comments. Any grown man (except Mikey of course) needs to drop the "Y" from his name immediately or else he will be stuck in a perpetual child-like state.