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New Folks and Guests... Please Read - Ace - 01-13-2012
Nice.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - jstraw - 01-13-2012
I love it when a new guy "presents."
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - Jody - 01-13-2012
Welcome Bill!
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - BillCub - 01-13-2012
I've got a "present" for you and its bigger and harder than a straw. It does take fluids from one place to another though.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - Butcher - 01-13-2012
Welcome aboard, BillCub! You are special and worth a great deal.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - ColoradoCub - 01-13-2012
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Welcome aboard, BillCub! You are special and worth a great deal.
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And by special, he means in the short bus kind of way.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - BillCub - 01-13-2012
I am a bit of a short bus rider I admit. I've been stalking this place for awhile though and found my perverted personality seems to fit. Bleacher Nation is OK but I like this place. Bleacer Nation easily does a better job than I could do but the articles themselves aren't all that special, but Bleacher Nation is kinda like my sex life. Volume over quality. The amount of articles and posts fulfill my obsessive need to read about the Cubs and I dont really like message boards.
So I finally decided to bust my Sons of Ivy cherry to get the volume and quality. Hopefully I am right.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - jeffy - 01-13-2012
Welcome, and yes, you are right.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - VanSlawAndCottoCheese - 01-13-2012
You're in luck! "Volume" and "Quality" just happen to be bz's nicknames for his nuts.
Damn it all, where's that auto-spellcheck?
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - Butcher - 01-13-2012
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You're in luck! "Volume" and "Quality" just happen to be bz's nicknnames for his nuts.
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New Folks and Guests... Please Read - bz - 01-14-2012
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You're in luck! "Volume" and "Quality" just happen to be bz's nicknames for his nuts.
Damn it all, where's that auto-spellcheck?
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New Folks and Guests... Please Read - okcubsfan - 04-08-2012
I've been lurking for a few weeks here and I guess it's time to pop my posting cherry on here, although this is my second post (I really fucked up my grand entrance). After finally finding the time to read through this bullshit thread, I realized there are some sick and twisted people here, and it's awesome! I'm a Cubs fan living in hillbilly Oklahoma, born in Iowa. The one good thing I got from my dad was my Cubs' fandom.
I began posting on the CBS Cubs board about 5 years back, before it turned into a bigger piece of shit than it already was. When the CFB guys I posted with got banned and created their own site I stopped talking Cubs. I've been looking for a place with a bunch of dickhead homers and I guess I've found it. Fell free to nitpick and roast! Swing away fellas, just make more contact than Marlon Byrd please!
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - jstraw - 04-09-2012
Only an Iowan would think his Iowa roots was something he could lord over Oklahomans. It's like the Arkansan bragging at the family reunion about having impregnated the most cousins, only lamer. Welcome aboard.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - Coldneck - 04-09-2012
Welcome aboard. Get dirty.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - veryzer - 04-09-2012
I really think you need to watch your language. We don't cotton to that kind of talk in these parts.