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New Folks and Guests... Please Read - Butcher - 01-13-2011
<!--quoteo(post=126333:date=Jan 13 2011, 09:57 AM:name=wvcubsfan)-->QUOTE (wvcubsfan @ Jan 13 2011, 09:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I was trying to decide where to place my first post and this figured to be the best place. From everything I've read on the front page, this seems like a board that suits me to a "T".
I haven't found another place where two separate threads about players that could very well end up at AAA or below this season have been taken that far of course yet not devolved into a mud slinging contest between a few posters.
On one it starts about a "throw in" and devolves (or perhaps evolves) into a on-line war of words between a blogger and a player. Which of course ends with both issuing quasi apologies. If I hadn't stumbled onto this place via a Google search I'd probably have never found either. So for that I thank you.
Then the other thread about a 4th or 5th outfielder who signs a minor league deal turns into a discussion of pr0n sites, guys trolling for web site hits, and smelly action figures. Thanks for the laughs.
Hope this isn't too long or filled with too many grammatical errors. Look forward to contributing to the board however slightly in the future.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Welcome aboard, WV. Glad you're with us, my friend.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - jstraw - 01-13-2011
<!--quoteo(post=126333:date=Jan 13 2011, 09:57 AM:name=wvcubsfan)-->QUOTE (wvcubsfan @ Jan 13 2011, 09:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I was trying to decide where to place my first post and this figured to be the best place. From everything I've read on the front page, this seems like a board that suits me to a "T".
I haven't found another place where two separate threads about players that could very well end up at AAA or below this season have been taken that far of course yet not devolved into a mud slinging contest between a few posters.
On one it starts about a "throw in" and devolves (or perhaps evolves) into a on-line war of words between a blogger and a player. Which of course ends with both issuing quasi apologies. If I hadn't stumbled onto this place via a Google search I'd probably have never found either. So for that I thank you.
Then the other thread about a 4th or 5th outfielder who signs a minor league deal turns into a discussion of pr0n sites, guys trolling for web site hits, and smelly action figures. Thanks for the laughs.
Hope this isn't too long or filled with too many grammatical errors. Look forward to contributing to the board however slightly in the future.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
New meat.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - Jody - 01-13-2011
Welcome WV! Hang around and take it all in. This can be a very fun and interesting place!
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - veryzer - 01-13-2011
But you have to post. Don't drop a hello and then disappear. Post.
Your next post should include these things:
1. the word "fuck." At least three times.
2. something gay. Real gay. Like gross gay.
3. rip on cherp, even if it's unprovoked. In fact, ESPECIALLY if it's unprovoked.
4. an argument with bt. He's not real good at arguing, so this should be no problem
5. something Cubs related. This isn't mandatory.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - wvcubsfan - 01-13-2011
<!--quoteo(post=126341:date=Jan 13 2011, 10:54 AM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Jan 13 2011, 10:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->But you have to post. Don't drop a hello and then disappear. Post.
Your next post should include these things:
1. the word "fuck." At least three times.
2. something gay. Real gay. Like gross gay.
3. rip on cherp, even if it's unprovoked. In fact, ESPECIALLY if it's unprovoked.
4. an argument with bt. He's not real good at arguing, so this should be no problem
5. something Cubs related. This isn't mandatory.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well fuck, I was busy reading other post. When the damned phone rang. I had to answer the fucking thing because it was work. I hate when work fucks up my internet browsing. Guess I shouldn't have had the gay porn site open in the background because the computer crashed (I really like that lesbian shit).
Anyway, seems this Cherp character is the resident Sux troll who has very little informative to say, judging from what I've read so far, so that shouldn't be an issue.
I figure I'll have argued with just about everyone by the time Spring Training is over, so that shouldn't be a problem.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - Jody - 01-13-2011
Nice try but that's the wrong kind of gay Tiger. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - Butcher - 01-13-2011
<!--quoteo(post=126352:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:23 AM:name=Jody)-->QUOTE (Jody @ Jan 13 2011, 11:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Nice try but that's the wrong kind of gay Tiger. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - wvcubsfan - 01-13-2011
<!--quoteo(post=126352:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:23 AM:name=Jody)-->QUOTE (Jody @ Jan 13 2011, 11:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Nice try but that's the wrong kind of gay Tiger. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh well I'm a stupid noob, what did you expect?
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - jstraw - 01-13-2011
<!--quoteo(post=126352:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:23 AM:name=Jody)-->QUOTE (Jody @ Jan 13 2011, 11:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Nice try but that's the wrong kind of gay Tiger. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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New Folks and Guests... Please Read - Jody - 01-13-2011
OMG that song is fucking HORRIBLE!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - Jody - 01-13-2011
<!--quoteo(post=126355:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:27 AM:name=wvcubsfan)-->QUOTE (wvcubsfan @ Jan 13 2011, 11:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=126352:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:23 AM:name=Jody)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jody @ Jan 13 2011, 11:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Nice try but that's the wrong kind of gay Tiger. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh well I'm a stupid noob, what did you expect?
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It's ok, don't get down on yourself. You just have to put more dick and balls into your thought process Sug.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - jstraw - 01-13-2011
<!--quoteo(post=126359:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:30 AM:name=Jody)-->QUOTE (Jody @ Jan 13 2011, 11:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->OMG that song is fucking HORRIBLE!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Wah-wah, wah-wah-wah-wah!
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - wvcubsfan - 01-13-2011
<!--quoteo(post=126360:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:32 AM:name=Jody)-->QUOTE (Jody @ Jan 13 2011, 11:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=126355:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:27 AM:name=wvcubsfan)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (wvcubsfan @ Jan 13 2011, 11:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=126352:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:23 AM:name=Jody)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jody @ Jan 13 2011, 11:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Nice try but that's the wrong kind of gay Tiger. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh well I'm a stupid noob, what did you expect?
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It's ok, don't get down on yourself. You just have to put more dick and balls into your thought process Sug.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'll keep that in mind. Not usually where I like to put my dick and balls though.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - veryzer - 01-13-2011
<!--quoteo(post=126366:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:37 AM:name=wvcubsfan)-->QUOTE (wvcubsfan @ Jan 13 2011, 11:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=126360:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:32 AM:name=Jody)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jody @ Jan 13 2011, 11:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=126355:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:27 AM:name=wvcubsfan)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (wvcubsfan @ Jan 13 2011, 11:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=126352:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:23 AM:name=Jody)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jody @ Jan 13 2011, 11:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Nice try but that's the wrong kind of gay Tiger. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh well I'm a stupid noob, what did you expect?
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It's ok, don't get down on yourself. You just have to put more dick and balls into your thought process Sug.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'll keep that in mind. Not usually where I like to put my dick and balls though.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I thought your commentary on cherp was spot on, but the rest left me unsatisfied. It should've went like this:
"So I was on a gay porn site, watching a guy jam a fucking hot dog (with bun) up his ass. Then one of his partners buttfucked the hot dog guy jack hammer style. When he was does, the dude squeezed the hot dog out of his fuckhole and ate it, with relish.
After I cleaned my hands and face, I logged on, only to find cherp arguing with bt about who was the greatest character actor of all time, Christopher Walken or Russell Brand. Even though cherp is a dirty pig fucking White Sox fan, I sided with him because Russell Brand is terrible.
CUBS RULE! LOL!"
Got it? When we go gay, we go all the way gay.
New Folks and Guests... Please Read - wvcubsfan - 01-13-2011
<!--quoteo(post=126377:date=Jan 13 2011, 12:54 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Jan 13 2011, 12:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=126366:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:37 AM:name=wvcubsfan)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (wvcubsfan @ Jan 13 2011, 11:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=126360:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:32 AM:name=Jody)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jody @ Jan 13 2011, 11:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=126355:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:27 AM:name=wvcubsfan)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (wvcubsfan @ Jan 13 2011, 11:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=126352:date=Jan 13 2011, 11:23 AM:name=Jody)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jody @ Jan 13 2011, 11:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Nice try but that's the wrong kind of gay Tiger. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh well I'm a stupid noob, what did you expect?
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It's ok, don't get down on yourself. You just have to put more dick and balls into your thought process Sug.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'll keep that in mind. Not usually where I like to put my dick and balls though.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I thought your commentary on cherp was spot on, but the rest left me unsatisfied. It should've went like this:
"So I was on a gay porn site, watching a guy jam a fucking hot dog (with bun) up his ass. Then one of his partners buttfucked the hot dog guy jack hammer style. When he was does, the dude squeezed the hot dog out of his fuckhole and ate it, with relish.
After I cleaned my hands and face, I logged on, only to find cherp arguing with bt about who was the greatest character actor of all time, Christopher Walken or Russell Brand. Even though cherp is a dirty pig fucking White Sox fan, I sided with him because Russell Brand is terrible.
CUBS RULE! LOL!"
Got it? When we go gay, we go all the way gay.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
got it!!