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Marquis for Schoeneweis? - bz - 12-11-2008
<!--quoteo(post=3976:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:18 PM:name=Coldneck)-->QUOTE (Coldneck @ Dec 11 2008, 06:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3974:date=Dec 11 2008, 07:17 PM:name=bz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (bz @ Dec 11 2008, 07:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3972:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:16 PM:name=Coldneck)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Coldneck @ Dec 11 2008, 06:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3969:date=Dec 11 2008, 07:14 PM:name=bz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (bz @ Dec 11 2008, 07:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Ohman blows dick.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yo mama.
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My moma thinks Ohman blows dick.
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I know Ohman blows from experience. Strap blows does too.
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He sure does blow does.
Marquis for Schoeneweis? - Scarey - 12-11-2008
<!--quoteo(post=3971:date=Dec 11 2008, 07:16 PM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 11 2008, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3963:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:10 PM:name=Scarey)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 11 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3959:date=Dec 11 2008, 07:07 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 11 2008, 07:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->You realize that Ohman is an oft-injured, douchebag, fuckface, moron right?
CASE CLOSED BITCH.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
One hamstring injury in a 6 year MLB career is oft-injured?
As much as you hate Will Ohman, you'll hate Schoeneweis 10 fold if the Cubs take him.
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You realize that he was once one of the best SP prospects in the Cubs system and couldn't stay healthy, right? You realize he was switched to the bullpen because if this, right? You realize he missed 2 entire seasons because of his elbow, correct? You realize that he was hurt for the Cubs in each of the 3 seasons he pitched before being traded to the Braves last year, correct? The he had a hamstring injury last year.
And the douchebag, fuckface, moron part isn't up for debate.
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Ohman was one of the best SP prospects in the Cubs system? On what planet?
Yes, he had a significant injury while he was being brought up in the minors, but I hardly believe that he qualifies as "oft-injured" anymore then Felix Pie qualifies.
Marquis for Schoeneweis? - Scarey - 12-11-2008
<!--quoteo(post=3965:date=Dec 11 2008, 07:13 PM:name=Coldneck)-->QUOTE (Coldneck @ Dec 11 2008, 07:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Strap (that's you Scarey), may I borrow some of that crack you have there?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I don't even know what this means? Should I be upset?
Marquis for Schoeneweis? - bz - 12-11-2008
<!--quoteo(post=3981:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:21 PM:name=Scarey)-->QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 11 2008, 06:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3965:date=Dec 11 2008, 07:13 PM:name=Coldneck)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Coldneck @ Dec 11 2008, 07:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Strap (that's you Scarey), may I borrow some of that crack you have there?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I don't even know what this means? Should I be upset?
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I think it has to do with your chip strap. Or you look like Jacque jones.
Marquis for Schoeneweis? - Scarey - 12-11-2008
<!--quoteo(post=3982:date=Dec 11 2008, 07:23 PM:name=bz)-->QUOTE (bz @ Dec 11 2008, 07:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3981:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:21 PM:name=Scarey)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 11 2008, 06:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3965:date=Dec 11 2008, 07:13 PM:name=Coldneck)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Coldneck @ Dec 11 2008, 07:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Strap (that's you Scarey), may I borrow some of that crack you have there?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I don't even know what this means? Should I be upset?
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I think it has to do with your chip strap. Or you look like Jacque jones.
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Is a chin strap (which I don't have anymore) some kind of faux pas?
Marquis for Schoeneweis? - ruby23 - 12-11-2008
<!--quoteo(post=3980:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:20 PM:name=Scarey)-->QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 11 2008, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3971:date=Dec 11 2008, 07:16 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 11 2008, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3963:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:10 PM:name=Scarey)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 11 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3959:date=Dec 11 2008, 07:07 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 11 2008, 07:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->You realize that Ohman is an oft-injured, douchebag, fuckface, moron right?
CASE CLOSED BITCH.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
One hamstring injury in a 6 year MLB career is oft-injured?
As much as you hate Will Ohman, you'll hate Schoeneweis 10 fold if the Cubs take him.
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You realize that he was once one of the best SP prospects in the Cubs system and couldn't stay healthy, right? You realize he was switched to the bullpen because if this, right? You realize he missed 2 entire seasons because of his elbow, correct? You realize that he was hurt for the Cubs in each of the 3 seasons he pitched before being traded to the Braves last year, correct? The he had a hamstring injury last year.
And the douchebag, fuckface, moron part isn't up for debate.
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Ohman was one of the best SP prospects in the Cubs system? On what planet?
Yes, he had a significant injury while he was being brought up in the minors, but I hardly believe that he qualifies as "oft-injured" anymore then Felix Pie qualifies.
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Yes, Ohman was one of the Cubs top prospects in 2000-2001 and he was a starter, look it up. Having an injury causing you to miss time (including 2 entire seasons), every year, for 6 years qualifies as oft-injured. Just because a player isn't placed on the DL doesn't mean they aren't oft-injured. In fact, he still has trouble pitching on back-to-back days.
Marquis for Schoeneweis? - Scarey - 12-11-2008
<!--quoteo(post=3985:date=Dec 11 2008, 07:26 PM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 11 2008, 07:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3980:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:20 PM:name=Scarey)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 11 2008, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3971:date=Dec 11 2008, 07:16 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 11 2008, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3963:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:10 PM:name=Scarey)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 11 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3959:date=Dec 11 2008, 07:07 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 11 2008, 07:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->You realize that Ohman is an oft-injured, douchebag, fuckface, moron right?
CASE CLOSED BITCH.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
One hamstring injury in a 6 year MLB career is oft-injured?
As much as you hate Will Ohman, you'll hate Schoeneweis 10 fold if the Cubs take him.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You realize that he was once one of the best SP prospects in the Cubs system and couldn't stay healthy, right? You realize he was switched to the bullpen because if this, right? You realize he missed 2 entire seasons because of his elbow, correct? You realize that he was hurt for the Cubs in each of the 3 seasons he pitched before being traded to the Braves last year, correct? The he had a hamstring injury last year.
And the douchebag, fuckface, moron part isn't up for debate.
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Ohman was one of the best SP prospects in the Cubs system? On what planet?
Yes, he had a significant injury while he was being brought up in the minors, but I hardly believe that he qualifies as "oft-injured" anymore then Felix Pie qualifies.
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Yes, Ohman was one of the Cubs top prospects in 2000-2001 and he was a starter, look it up. Having an injury causing you to miss time (including 2 entire seasons), every year, for 6 years qualifies as oft-injured. Just because a player isn't placed on the DL doesn't mean they aren't oft-injured. In fact, he still has trouble pitching on back-to-back days.
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I know you've gone through great lengths in the past to try to prove you're right, but this is getting a little ridiculous.
Marquis for Schoeneweis? - cigar - 12-11-2008
<!--quoteo(post=3955:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:03 PM:name=Rappster)-->QUOTE (Rappster @ Dec 11 2008, 06:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3953:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:00 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 11 2008, 06:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3947:date=Dec 11 2008, 05:57 PM:name=Giff)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Giff @ Dec 11 2008, 05:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3942:date=Dec 11 2008, 05:55 PM:name=Scarey)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 11 2008, 05:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3940:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:53 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 11 2008, 06:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3936:date=Dec 11 2008, 05:51 PM:name=Scarey)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 11 2008, 05:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3935:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:49 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 11 2008, 06:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3933:date=Dec 11 2008, 05:47 PM:name=Scarey)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 11 2008, 05:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3932:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:46 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 11 2008, 06:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3924:date=Dec 11 2008, 05:42 PM:name=Scarey)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 11 2008, 05:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If we really want to pay a lefty specialist 3.6 million dollars, I'd rather give it to Will Ohman or Joe Beimel.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Fuck You.
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Are you that big of a Scott Schoeneweis fan?
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No, but you said the W--- O---- word.
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Will Ohman? Are you telling me that if we were to have a lefty specialist you wouldn't want him to be it?
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Yes. Fuck You.
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He has a career .603 OPS against lefties. He's made for getting lefties out.
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Umm...you just said that Schoenweis sucks, but he's got a better OOPS. If the issue is money, that's fine, but Schoenweis is better than Ohman.
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ALRIGHT KIDDO!!!!!!!!!!! You did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF SCAREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT.
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YEAH! ATTABOY, RUBES! FUCK OFF, SCAREY!
GET HIM A BODY BAG!
WOOT!
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Marquis for Schoeneweis? - Scarey - 12-11-2008
Maybe I'm not seeing it, but I'm not really understanding the personal fuck you's and people being entertained by me being told off.
I can't even figure out what I did to Ruby or Rapp.
Marquis for Schoeneweis? - johnr42 - 12-11-2008
After looking at his minor league statistics, and checking his games pitched totals the last couple of years, it has come to my attention that Ruby is pulling this out of his ass.
That is all.
Marquis for Schoeneweis? - Coldneck - 12-11-2008
I don't ever remember Ohman being a top prospect. I remember him being an after thought that we were very slow to bring to the majors.
Marquis for Schoeneweis? - cigar - 12-11-2008
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I can't even figure out what I did to Ruby or Rapp.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
FUCK OFF, THONG WEARING O'MALLEY!!!! HOLLA!!!
Marquis for Schoeneweis? - cigar - 12-11-2008
Seriously, Ohman was pretty well thought of when we first brought him up. Then he got hurt and disappeared for a couple of years.
Marquis for Schoeneweis? - Coldneck - 12-11-2008
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I don't remember that at all.
Marquis for Schoeneweis? - Rappster - 12-11-2008
<!--quoteo(post=3991:date=Dec 11 2008, 06:37 PM:name=Scarey)-->QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 11 2008, 06:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Maybe I'm not seeing it, but I'm not really understanding the personal fuck you's and people being entertained by me being told off.
I can't even figure out what I did to Ruby or Rapp.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Fuck you, Scarey!