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If you're a guest read this. - jstraw - 01-08-2010
<!--quoteo(post=74758:date=Jan 8 2010, 11:19 AM:name=BarwinDarney)-->QUOTE (BarwinDarney @ Jan 8 2010, 11:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I own three spiders and I love them like some of you may love your dog. They are the best pets I have ever had.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Because of the unconditional love?
If you're a guest read this. - Oatmealcookie - 01-08-2010
<!--quoteo(post=74759:date=Jan 8 2010, 11:20 AM:name=PcB)-->QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 8 2010, 11:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74735:date=Jan 8 2010, 09:11 AM:name=jeffy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jeffy @ Jan 8 2010, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74689:date=Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM:name=vegascub)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vegascub @ Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74680:date=Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74677:date=Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM:name=Lance)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lance @ Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74671:date=Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74667:date=Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM:name=Ace)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ace @ Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->A lot of those are not real (i.e., spiders).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yuck. Spiders give me the heebie jeebies.
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pussy
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I saw a spider on the bathroom floor mid-shit once. I couldn't get up and run, I couldn't even lift my feet. I just had to sit there and take it. It was awful.
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Last month I had a scorpion coming at me mid-shit. Once it got close enough, I had to kill it before it killed me.
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Someone needs to compile a book of short stories, and get it published with the title "Adventures While Shitting".
I think I "smell" a bestseller.
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I buy buy that book.
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Would there be a passage in there titled thinking of swish... while on the toilet?
If you're a guest read this. - PcB - 01-08-2010
<!--quoteo(post=74796:date=Jan 8 2010, 12:24 PM:name=Oatmealcookie)-->QUOTE (Oatmealcookie @ Jan 8 2010, 12:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74759:date=Jan 8 2010, 11:20 AM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 8 2010, 11:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74735:date=Jan 8 2010, 09:11 AM:name=jeffy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jeffy @ Jan 8 2010, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74689:date=Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM:name=vegascub)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vegascub @ Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74680:date=Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74677:date=Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM:name=Lance)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lance @ Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74671:date=Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74667:date=Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM:name=Ace)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ace @ Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->A lot of those are not real (i.e., spiders).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yuck. Spiders give me the heebie jeebies.
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pussy
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I saw a spider on the bathroom floor mid-shit once. I couldn't get up and run, I couldn't even lift my feet. I just had to sit there and take it. It was awful.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Last month I had a scorpion coming at me mid-shit. Once it got close enough, I had to kill it before it killed me.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Someone needs to compile a book of short stories, and get it published with the title "Adventures While Shitting".
I think I "smell" a bestseller.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I buy buy that book.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Would there be a passage in there titled thinking of swish... while on the toilet?
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No, but I would title a chapter "Shitting Your Pants: A tequila story"
If you're a guest read this. - Scarey - 01-08-2010
If you want our guests to stick around, you may want to be more friendly to them PCB.
If you're a guest read this. - PcB - 01-08-2010
<!--quoteo(post=74802:date=Jan 8 2010, 12:27 PM:name=Scarey)-->QUOTE (Scarey @ Jan 8 2010, 12:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If you want our guests to stick around, you may want to be more friendly to them PCB.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Fuck OatmealCookie. He can lick the underside of my foot, non sexually.
If you're a guest read this. - Butcher - 01-08-2010
Who is OatmealCookie? Is this someone's alias?
If you're a guest read this. - PcB - 01-08-2010
<!--quoteo(post=74810:date=Jan 8 2010, 12:32 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Jan 8 2010, 12:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Who is OatmealCookie? Is this someone's alias?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I don't know, but he is the butt fucker that called me a Sox fan.
If you're a guest read this. - jstraw - 01-08-2010
<!--quoteo(post=74800:date=Jan 8 2010, 12:26 PM:name=PcB)-->QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 8 2010, 12:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74796:date=Jan 8 2010, 12:24 PM:name=Oatmealcookie)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Oatmealcookie @ Jan 8 2010, 12:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74759:date=Jan 8 2010, 11:20 AM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 8 2010, 11:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74735:date=Jan 8 2010, 09:11 AM:name=jeffy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jeffy @ Jan 8 2010, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74689:date=Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM:name=vegascub)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vegascub @ Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74680:date=Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74677:date=Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM:name=Lance)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lance @ Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74671:date=Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74667:date=Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM:name=Ace)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ace @ Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->A lot of those are not real (i.e., spiders).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yuck. Spiders give me the heebie jeebies.
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pussy
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I saw a spider on the bathroom floor mid-shit once. I couldn't get up and run, I couldn't even lift my feet. I just had to sit there and take it. It was awful.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Last month I had a scorpion coming at me mid-shit. Once it got close enough, I had to kill it before it killed me.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Someone needs to compile a book of short stories, and get it published with the title "Adventures While Shitting".
I think I "smell" a bestseller.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I buy buy that book.
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Would there be a passage in there titled thinking of swish... while on the toilet?
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No, but I would title a chapter "Shitting Your Pants: A tequila story"
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Because this never gets old:
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If you're a guest read this. - Butcher - 01-08-2010
<!--quoteo(post=74813:date=Jan 8 2010, 12:36 PM:name=PcB)-->QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 8 2010, 12:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74810:date=Jan 8 2010, 12:32 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jan 8 2010, 12:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Who is OatmealCookie? Is this someone's alias?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I don't know, but he is the butt fucker that called me a Sox fan.
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Oh yeah. I forgot about that.
I like OatmealCookie.
If you're a guest read this. - PcB - 01-08-2010
<!--quoteo(post=74819:date=Jan 8 2010, 12:41 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Jan 8 2010, 12:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74813:date=Jan 8 2010, 12:36 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 8 2010, 12:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74810:date=Jan 8 2010, 12:32 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jan 8 2010, 12:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Who is OatmealCookie? Is this someone's alias?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I don't know, but he is the butt fucker that called me a Sox fan.
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Oh yeah. I forgot about that.
I like OatmealCookie.
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You would.
If you're a guest read this. - ToddHundey - 01-08-2010
I used to be a guest but I registered today. I hated Todd Hundry so much ehen he was a cub so I thought it would be funny to be Todd Hundry on the site! lolololol
If you're a guest read this. - Butcher - 01-08-2010
Dear Lord.
If you're a guest read this. - Coldneck - 01-08-2010
Todd Hundry
Todd Hundey
Todd Hundley
Randy Hundai
Welcome back Koz?
If you're a guest read this. - jeffy - 01-08-2010
<!--quoteo(post=74759:date=Jan 8 2010, 12:20 PM:name=PcB)-->QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 8 2010, 12:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74735:date=Jan 8 2010, 09:11 AM:name=jeffy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (jeffy @ Jan 8 2010, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74689:date=Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM:name=vegascub)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vegascub @ Jan 7 2010, 11:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74680:date=Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jan 7 2010, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74677:date=Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM:name=Lance)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lance @ Jan 7 2010, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74671:date=Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ Jan 7 2010, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=74667:date=Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM:name=Ace)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ace @ Jan 7 2010, 08:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->A lot of those are not real (i.e., spiders).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yuck. Spiders give me the heebie jeebies.
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pussy
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I saw a spider on the bathroom floor mid-shit once. I couldn't get up and run, I couldn't even lift my feet. I just had to sit there and take it. It was awful.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Last month I had a scorpion coming at me mid-shit. Once it got close enough, I had to kill it before it killed me.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Someone needs to compile a book of short stories, and get it published with the title "Adventures While Shitting".
I think I "smell" a bestseller.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I buy buy that book.
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....and you'd be the main character. You're the guy I can think of on here who's posted a picture of himself while shitting [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
If you're a guest read this. - PcB - 01-08-2010
<!--quoteo(post=74823:date=Jan 8 2010, 12:47 PM:name=ToddHundey)-->QUOTE (ToddHundey @ Jan 8 2010, 12:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I used to be a guest but I registered today. I hated Todd Hundry so much ehen he was a cub so I thought it would be funny to be Todd Hundry on the site! lolololol<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Is English your 2nd language?