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Ben Teets - Rappster - 12-10-2008

<!--quoteo(post=3322:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM:name=Giff)-->QUOTE (Giff @ Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3318:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3316:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM:name=coolpoppa)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (coolpoppa @ Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'm with Rapptastic. Sheets is going to be a good signing for someone. He's got great stuff.... is his a vag? Well, yeah... but so is Harden and no one is crying about having him.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
They're both fragile, but Sheets shut himself down late in the year in '07 and '08 for bullshit (IMO) injuries. He crumpled under the pressure of the playoff push. Now -- maybe the injuries were legit, but I have my doubts.
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He took himself out in the third inning of the biggest start of his life against the Cubs this year. The man can't step up when it matters.
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Neither can you...shut up.


Ben Teets - Butcher - 12-10-2008

<!--quoteo(post=3324:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:33 AM:name=Rappster)-->QUOTE (Rappster @ Dec 10 2008, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3322:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM:name=Giff)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Giff @ Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3318:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3316:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM:name=coolpoppa)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (coolpoppa @ Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'm with Rapptastic. Sheets is going to be a good signing for someone. He's got great stuff.... is his a vag? Well, yeah... but so is Harden and no one is crying about having him.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
They're both fragile, but Sheets shut himself down late in the year in '07 and '08 for bullshit (IMO) injuries. He crumpled under the pressure of the playoff push. Now -- maybe the injuries were legit, but I have my doubts.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
He took himself out in the third inning of the biggest start of his life against the Cubs this year. The man can't step up when it matters.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Neither can you...shut up.
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Are you Ben's wet boy or something?


Ben Teets - Rappster - 12-10-2008

<!--quoteo(post=3326:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:36 AM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Dec 10 2008, 10:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3324:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:33 AM:name=Rappster)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rappster @ Dec 10 2008, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3322:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM:name=Giff)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Giff @ Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3318:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3316:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM:name=coolpoppa)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (coolpoppa @ Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'm with Rapptastic. Sheets is going to be a good signing for someone. He's got great stuff.... is his a vag? Well, yeah... but so is Harden and no one is crying about having him.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
They're both fragile, but Sheets shut himself down late in the year in '07 and '08 for bullshit (IMO) injuries. He crumpled under the pressure of the playoff push. Now -- maybe the injuries were legit, but I have my doubts.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
He took himself out in the third inning of the biggest start of his life against the Cubs this year. The man can't step up when it matters.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Neither can you...shut up.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Are you Ben's wet boy or something?
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

You're the one with the vagina.

You have a vagina.

A vagina.


Ben Teets - Butcher - 12-10-2008

<!--quoteo(post=3359:date=Dec 10 2008, 11:39 AM:name=Rappster)-->QUOTE (Rappster @ Dec 10 2008, 11:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3326:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:36 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Dec 10 2008, 10:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3324:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:33 AM:name=Rappster)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rappster @ Dec 10 2008, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3322:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM:name=Giff)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Giff @ Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3318:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3316:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM:name=coolpoppa)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (coolpoppa @ Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'm with Rapptastic. Sheets is going to be a good signing for someone. He's got great stuff.... is his a vag? Well, yeah... but so is Harden and no one is crying about having him.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
They're both fragile, but Sheets shut himself down late in the year in '07 and '08 for bullshit (IMO) injuries. He crumpled under the pressure of the playoff push. Now -- maybe the injuries were legit, but I have my doubts.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
He took himself out in the third inning of the biggest start of his life against the Cubs this year. The man can't step up when it matters.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Neither can you...shut up.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Are you Ben's wet boy or something?
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

You're the one with the vagina.

You have a vagina.

A vagina.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Your vagina is creating an echo.

Due to the massive size of it.

Size of it.

It.

It.

It.


Ben Teets - Coldneck - 12-10-2008

That reminds me of a joke from Predator. I'll probably screw it up from memory, but here goes.

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->I was going down on my girlfriend and I said "You've got a huge pussy. You've got a huge pussy" She asked why I said it twice. I said I didn't<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


Ben Teets - ruby23 - 12-10-2008

Anyone who doesn't think Sheets is a pussy, is in fact, a gigantic pussy themselves.


Ben Teets - Coldneck - 12-10-2008

<!--quoteo(post=3377:date=Dec 10 2008, 01:16 PM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 10 2008, 01:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Anyone who doesn't think Sheets is a pussy, is in fact, a gigantic pussy themselves.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Rapp... check
Poppa... check

Spot on Rubes


Ben Teets - Rappster - 12-10-2008

<!--quoteo(post=3381:date=Dec 10 2008, 12:19 PM:name=Coldneck)-->QUOTE (Coldneck @ Dec 10 2008, 12:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3377:date=Dec 10 2008, 01:16 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 10 2008, 01:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Anyone who doesn't think Sheets is a pussy, is in fact, a gigantic pussy themselves.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Rapp... check
Poppa... check

Spot on Rubes
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I'm not a pussy...you guys are.

You guys are the pussies.

Pussies.


Ben Teets - jeffy - 12-10-2008

<!--quoteo(post=3406:date=Dec 10 2008, 02:51 PM:name=Rappster)-->QUOTE (Rappster @ Dec 10 2008, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'm not a pussy...you guys are.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Couldn't that be classified as a PeeWee Herman comeback?



Ben Teets - Destined - 12-10-2008

This sounds like a "you know how I know you're gay?" battle.


Ben Teets - Captain - 12-10-2008

<!--quoteo(post=3377:date=Dec 10 2008, 12:16 PM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 10 2008, 12:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Anyone who doesn't think Sheets is a pussy, is in fact, a gigantic pussy themselves.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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