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I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - MrSheps - 04-30-2009

Just ask him which Cardinals pitcher he thinks is gonna die this year and if he'd like to join him and then call it a day.

I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - PcB - 04-30-2009

Where's Ace?

I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - Ace - 04-30-2009

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Nervously reading this thread...

I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - Butcher - 04-30-2009

<!--quoteo(post=34319:date=Apr 30 2009, 04:51 PM:name=Ace)-->QUOTE (Ace @ Apr 30 2009, 04:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=34277:date=Apr 30 2009, 03:26 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Apr 30 2009, 03:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Where's Ace?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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Do you have any additional suggestions?

I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - Ace - 04-30-2009

<!--quoteo(post=34322:date=Apr 30 2009, 05:53 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Apr 30 2009, 05:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=34319:date=Apr 30 2009, 04:51 PM:name=Ace)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ace @ Apr 30 2009, 04:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=34277:date=Apr 30 2009, 03:26 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Apr 30 2009, 03:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Where's Ace?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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Pat the lad on the head and suggest that it's still early in the season.

I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - Runnys - 04-30-2009

<!--quoteo(post=34324:date=Apr 30 2009, 04:55 PM:name=Ace)-->QUOTE (Ace @ Apr 30 2009, 04:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=34322:date=Apr 30 2009, 05:53 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Apr 30 2009, 05:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=34319:date=Apr 30 2009, 04:51 PM:name=Ace)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ace @ Apr 30 2009, 04:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=34277:date=Apr 30 2009, 03:26 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Apr 30 2009, 03:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Where's Ace?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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Pat the lad on the head and suggest that it's still early in the season.
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And then kick him in the balls.


I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - veryzer - 05-01-2009

wow, what a plethora of great solutions to my problem. kick him in the nuts, ask him if he wants to die, show pictures of larussa dressed like a woman, talk shit about his mother, pat him on the head, jizz in his face, give him a beat down.....good good stuff. not disturbing at all.

I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - Coach - 05-01-2009

tom, maybe you should speak to the school counselor.


I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - veryzer - 05-01-2009

<!--quoteo(post=34559:date=May 1 2009, 07:56 AM:name=Coach)-->QUOTE (Coach @ May 1 2009, 07:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->tom, maybe you should speak to the school counselor.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

i'm way ahead of you.

i think what i'm gonna end up doing is pay ricky linderman to be my bodyguard. a lot of the kids here are scared of him because he killed his brother.

I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - Dirk - 05-01-2009

Tell all the other kids that he said that Cubs fans are gay. Let them do your dirty work.

I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - leonardsipes - 05-01-2009

Ask him if he could teach you to be a Cardinals fan.

I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - Destined - 05-02-2009

<!--quoteo(post=34272:date=Apr 30 2009, 12:09 PM:name=MrSheps)-->QUOTE (MrSheps @ Apr 30 2009, 12:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Just ask him which Cardinals pitcher he thinks is gonna die this year and if he'd like to join him and then call it a day.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - Ronsantorocks - 05-03-2009

<!--quoteo(post=34272:date=Apr 30 2009, 02:09 PM:name=MrSheps)-->QUOTE (MrSheps @ Apr 30 2009, 02:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Just ask him which Cardinals pitcher he thinks is gonna die this year and if he'd like to join him and then call it a day.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I do this to a cardinals fan i know. all i get in response is a fake laugh which basically means "fuck you"

I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - Ronsantorocks - 05-03-2009

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Nervously reading this thread...
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Do you have any additional suggestions?
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Pat the lad on the head and suggest that it's still early in the season.
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And then kick him in the balls.
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I've had this theory that cardinals fans don't have reproductive organs.. and to reproduce they..well.. does anyone remember the matrix

I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan..... - veryzer - 05-20-2009

so the kids walks into the lunchroom chanting "shut out" over and over. then he asks me if the cubs are even a major league team. i have no retort. i'm getting busted on by a 12 year old kid. i'm speechless.

the other day he showed me a baseball record book. theres a list of teams that have won the most world series on it. the cardinals are on the list. he asks me why the cubs aren't on that list. his friend asks me when was the last time the cubs won a world series. they fucking know the answers to these questions. sometimes i get real upset but damned if i let them see me cry.