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I am an off-topic thread - Jody - 12-04-2009
Lamar was a two time state yelling champion who had dreams of someday finding a box of money.
I am an off-topic thread - jstraw - 12-04-2009
<!--quoteo(post=70626:date=Dec 4 2009, 08:42 AM:name=Jody)-->QUOTE (Jody @ Dec 4 2009, 08:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Lamar was a two time state yelling champion who had dreams of someday finding a box of money.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Kliban?
I am an off-topic thread - Mikey - 12-04-2009
TAINT!
I am an off-topic thread - dk123 - 12-04-2009
It's good Mikey is here to class up this place.
I am an off-topic thread - Mikey - 12-04-2009
<!--quoteo(post=70654:date=Dec 4 2009, 10:44 AM:name=dk123)-->QUOTE (dk123 @ Dec 4 2009, 10:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->It's good Mikey is here to class up this place.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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I am an off-topic thread - Butcher - 12-04-2009
I woke up this morning feeling like I had to take a monster dump. So I rolled over and said to my wife, "I've gotta go climb 'Mount Flushmore.'" And I proceeded to die laughing.
Turns out "Mount Flushmore" isn't even original. I Googled it and 35,000 pages came up.
I thought I was on to something really funny and new. Everything has been thought of before. At least 35,000 times.
I am an off-topic thread - dk123 - 12-04-2009
Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm tired of hearing about your turds. I used to find it charming, but now...
I am an off-topic thread - Butcher - 12-04-2009
<!--quoteo(post=70663:date=Dec 4 2009, 11:29 AM:name=dk123)-->QUOTE (dk123 @ Dec 4 2009, 11:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm tired of hearing about your turds. I used to find it charming, but now...<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
C'mon. It's been months since I last mentioned anything about turds. This mention was long overdue.
I am an off-topic thread - biggz - 12-04-2009
I love the dumps where you wipe and there's barely anything on the paper, and then you look to flush and find a massive log.
Best. Feeling. Ever.
I am an off-topic thread - Butcher - 12-04-2009
<!--quoteo(post=70666:date=Dec 4 2009, 11:40 AM:name=biggz)-->QUOTE (biggz @ Dec 4 2009, 11:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I love the dumps where you wipe and there's barely anything on the paper, and then you look to flush and find a massive log.
Best. Feeling. Ever.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
No doubt. I wish they were all like that.
You know what else? I wish our sphincters were more like a dog's. A dog's sphincter is like a cigar cutter -- after the dump, that thing closes up like a camera aperture and it's game over.
I am an off-topic thread - Jody - 12-04-2009
That's why our turds are tapered, it keeps our asshole from slamming shut.
I am an off-topic thread - Andy - 12-04-2009
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
I am an off-topic thread - rok - 12-04-2009
<!--quoteo(post=70676:date=Dec 4 2009, 12:16 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Dec 4 2009, 12:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=70666:date=Dec 4 2009, 11:40 AM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ Dec 4 2009, 11:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I love the dumps where you wipe and there's barely anything on the paper, and then you look to flush and find a massive log.
Best. Feeling. Ever.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
No doubt. I wish they were all like that.
You know what else? I wish our sphincters were more like a dog's. A dog's sphincter is like a cigar cutter -- after the dump, that thing closes up like a camera aperture and it's game over.
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Sheeps and Goats have the most efficient turd-cutting system. They turn them into perfectly tiny balls.
I am an off-topic thread - Jody - 12-04-2009
As do rabbits.
I am an off-topic thread - jstraw - 12-04-2009
I just want to know where birds used to shit before I bought my first car.